Ashley. 22.

What You Crave vs What You Need

  • - Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.

  • - Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.

  • - Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.

  • - Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.

  • - Cookies: Freudian psychology.

  • - Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.

  • - Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.

  • - Ice: The sweet release of death.

yelled:

me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life

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theguilteaparty:

reindeerplaydate:

forfuturereferenceonly:

kowka:

haraii:

christmas eve what about christmas adam

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

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cutiepants:

Kid Cudi Photographed by Alexei Hay for Esquire Magazine, 2014

cudi is bae

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msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

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tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

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YOU’LL SEE!!!! THEY’LL ALL SEE!!!
— a passionate eye doctor as he throws glasses into a screaming crowd (via snorlaxatives)

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kanyedistressed:

iconic

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