liqhtly:

i have two moods:

1. everybody get the fuck away from me

2. someone come over and cuddle and watch movies with me

there is no in between

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kid:

Burger King Rugrats Watches

kid:

Burger King Rugrats Watches

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whisperingotters:

how your mom looks at you during parent teacher conferences 

image

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snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

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bikinikillz:

After bomb sex like

bikinikillz:

After bomb sex like

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americans the other 364 days of the year: america isn't all that great i mean we need to fix a whole lot of shit
americans on july 4th: AMERI CA YEAH BEER AND FRE E D OM ON THE WIN GS OF A FUC KING EAG LE SUCK IT ENGLAND !!! !

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4thofjulys:

"American’s are pushing this freedom too far."

JUST LIKE WE PUSHED YOUR TEA IN THE HARBOR

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