meladoodle:

you had me at “i’m a millionaire”

(via wasiangod)


colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

(via rowlingindadeep)


inobligality:

why do i always look hot when no one’s around?

(via hi)


dangmaaay:

pink-vulva:

i want to be so financially secure that i don’t even think to glance at the price tag of anything. 

dream

(via rowlingindadeep)


richwhitemom:

turn on: when your phone is on 100%

(via rowlingindadeep)


matvrity:

You know just saying “Hey gorgeous” could make some girl’s day.

(via hi)


zachattacs:

broccloi:

are you staring at me because you’re checking me out or are you staring at me because i’m ugly

The struggle is too real

(via rowlingindadeep)


ziggzaggoon:

I still don’t understand why political parties are called “parties”. like where is the beer? who wants to pop bottles? why isn’t barack playing pong with me? did Romney just roll a joint? nobody knows

(via rowlingindadeep)


42hearts:

there’s nothing worse than getting told you’re bad at the only thing you’re good at

(via rowlingindadeep)


stability:

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

(via snorlaxatives)