grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

(via kanyewesticle)


katara:

seattl-ite:

katara:

I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional

i’m sick of people thinking that they can judge others on a normal bodily function and that the only way they can be accepted is to wear something that is harmful/poisonous to your body. just because some men in the 1880’s decided bodily odor was no longer acceptable. 

bitch you stink 

(via typac)


gr0sse:

KIDS REACT TO existentialism and the inevitability of death

(via snorlaxatives)


defjamvendetta:

milliondollarnigga:

st3fan00:

115%

115%

Chief Keef goes 15% harder than humanly possible

defjamvendetta:

milliondollarnigga:

st3fan00:

115%

115%

Chief Keef goes 15% harder than humanly possible

(via jimmyoffthehook)



woodmeat:

what? how much do i love you? 

how much sand is on the beach? a gotdamn lot right? how all that sand get on beaches? what is sand forreal like its clean dirt forreal. wtf is a beach too this shit wild to think about. baby where you going

(via jimmyoffthehook)


(via typac)


burgerwizard:

Theorem: Puppys are cool

Proof

image

(via snorlaxatives)



horror movie opening scene

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D